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Sass-Mouth Barack Obama Sasses The Republicans, Sassily. Your Weekly Top Ten.
Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and whew, what a week we had! Your Wonkette got lost (broken because bad server was bad), but then was found (fixed with a shiny new server!), was blind but now it sees! And...
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The Snake Oil Bulletin: Why Did Jesus Send Us To Collections, Mommy?
PAY UP. Welcome back, sinners. It’s time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin! We would like to take this time to remind our readers that unless you’ve paid your monthly $7.99 readers’ fee, in...
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Joke’s On You, American Workers! $15 An Hour Still Won’t Cover The Rent...
LOL, artists being able to afford to live in the East Village Oh hey! You know how we’ve been fighting for quite a while to get the minimum wage up to $15 an hour? And all the Republicans have been...
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Rep. Steve King Will Stop Lady-Hating Racists From Putting Harriet Tubman On $20
Iowa Republican Congressman Steve King has a new mission in life. Well, a mission other than making Donald Trump President of the US of A so he’ll ban all the immigrants and Steve King will never...
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Wonkette To Ad Networks: Fuck Off And Die
A note from me! Your editrix! Don’t you dare wipe this pretty smile off my face. Hello darlings! Our president is a bad, crazy man, and he is doing bad, crazy things, and you have chosen Wonkette as...
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Your Gentle Monthly Reminder To PONY THE FUCK UP TO YR WONKETTE, SONS
Hi! Me again! The Wonkette publisher and editrix and owner and YR MOM OF YOU. Remember like three months ago I said well, it is time to DQ all these ads and murder them with fire, because this is some...
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Jared Kushner Forgot To Tell Us About The 77 Assets Hidden In His Couch Cushions
Whoopsie daisy! So it turns out that former Gossip Girl cameo-maker and very important presidential advisor Jared Kushner (and husband of Ivanka Trump), like, totally forgot a bunch of stuff when he...
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